*** Though this contest is over, you can still check out all the Sue Sylvesterisms below in the comments. Congratulations to our winner, Jessica Bradbury, who gets an exclusive Glee flyaway to see the cast perform live in Chicago! ***
Hey Gleeks! Want to see Glee live in Chicago? Share your favorite Sue Sylvesterism (like the Chuck Norris jokes) and you could be on your way!
One lucky Gleek will win a pair of tickets to see the Glee cast perform live in concert in Chicago on May 25th, complete with round trip airfare from Cincinnati to Chicago and an overnight hotel stay. We'll draw a winner Monday morning May 10th, so all entries must be in by Sunday night at 11:59 p.m. EST.
Sue Sylvester jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes and we want to see yours! Leave a comment here on our blog, and we'll draw one winner at random.

Can't seem to get started? Here's a few of our favorites for inspiration:
- Lord Voldemort refers to Sue Sylvester as, "she who must not be named."
- Sue Sylvester's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sue Sylvester.
- Sue Sylvester does not go "hunting," because that terminology implies failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing.
- Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Sue Sylvester bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
- Sue Sylvester doesn't mow her lawn. She just stands out in her yard, and dares her grass to grow.
- Sue Sylvester always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
- Sue Sylvester CAN believe it's not butter.
- On the seventh day God rested. Then Sue Sylvester took over.
- Sue Sylvester doesn't need a twitter account, she's already following you.
- Sue Sylvester has banned the sale of all cereals except Cheerios.
- Apple pays Sue Sylvester .29 every time she listens to a song.
Good luck! We can't wait to read what you come up with ![]()





