Sue Sylvester knows exactly where Waldo is. And that's why he is hiding

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

Sue Sylvester is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

She's all about the fun...

As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.- Sue

She's Always Right!!

What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Revenge is a B****!!!

You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!- Sue

She can't be stopped...

Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap. - Sue

She's stomp ur yard...

I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'- Sue

Just one of god's creatures..

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

Gotta love her...

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

She's such a champion...

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.- Sue

She's about the people...

You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."- Sue

She never stops believing...

I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners. -Sue

Always inspiring the youth...

If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning. - Sue

Just another example why I love Sue..

That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.- Sue

She's too important to care who you are.

Never let anything distract you from winning- Sue

That's how she rolls

While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.- Sue

Only the weak cry....

All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. - Sue

She's always over the top

You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.- Sue

That man's hair must want to committ suicide..