Second Date Update: Excuse me. What are you selling?

Second Date Update: Put your pants on.

Second Date Update: Well.. You see… I got this rash…

Second Date Update: Going once, going twice…

Second Date Update: Can you just take this and then give me a call?

Second Date Update: Inhale… Exhale… Cough… Cough…

Second Date Update: This one will take you Under the Sea…

Second Date Update: I think I’m going to be sick…

Second Date Update: Are you scouting while on our date?

Second Date Update: I want to suck your blood.